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the bandroom at the Civic... at far right is Anthony Bridge Suburban General
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ON ANZAC DAY at the Leopold Hotel Bicton, a sellout audience of
Suburban Soldiers relived their youth and celebrated Johnny Leopard's birthday.
Many Suburban Generals were in evidence as the band ripped through ninety minutes
of sacred suburban material and a little fresh stuff thrown in.
The
gig capped off a hectic but fun WA jaunt for me. The tour began with the inaugural
performance of THE RED LAMINEX TABLE, a spoken and written
word effort by Dave and Martin Cilia (guitar) at the Evelyn Parker Library Subiaco.
Around 100 people were lured by librarian Susan Marie's wonderful promotional
efforts, food and wine. Thank you Susan for prodding us to do it. A
transcript of the 65-minute turn follows for those who couldn't make it. On
Saturday April 17, the full Suburbs band returned to The Civic for a big night
of Suburban Bash including Old Stock Road and Bicton v Brooklyn.
The next day Martin Cilia and I flew to Geraldton for another RED LAMINEX TABLE
gig. It was a wonderful night with many fantastic people present. Steve
and Anne were cheeky, Deirdre Thomas was moved and moved me by her profuse thanks
for my celebration of her old stomping ground of Melville and our hostess Andrea
Jones was terrific with pizza and beer throw in. I can't wait to get back to Geraldton
to do a pub gig. Thursday,
after a little recuperation, Martin and I were on the plane again, this time to
Albany where librarian Jenni Flottmann and crew were outstanding in their hospitality.
A wonderful audience too. Martin and I then rocked along to the Harbour Sound
Festival at Albany's Middleton Beach. After catching a perky, picki'n and strumming
gig from USA's The Waybacks in the main tent, we sojourned to the Festival Club. There
for the first time in 30 years of performing I was the warm up act. And so I should
have been because The Salt Flat trio had some hot rockabilly going down and Bob
Brozman was absolutely sensational. I am ashamed to say I had never caught Bob's
act or music before but words like "unique" and "paranormal" spring to mind in
trying to explain his blend of humour and musicianship. Martin and I were very
disappointed we couldn't stay for the rest of the gig maybe next year we'll
get to hear The Old Spice Boys in full. Saturday
saw East Fremantle get beaten by Swan Districts but I was resting up for the big
one. The Leopold WENT OFF! Midget and The Farrellys lit the fuse and The Dugites
hissed and rocked through a great set, making it easy for us. Ken Judge was there
in the crammed crowd as were Terry the Leaper and Maureen Burke. What more needs
be said? For the
many Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Adelaide fans who ask when we will be playing
in their city, I can only say I don't know. It's hard to get the band together
and costs are high but perhaps we might find some libraries who will take on the
Red Laminex Table gig. Anyway, thank you all for your support, particularly those
of you who came to see a show or bought a book or CD. Hope you love them as I
love you. DAVE
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THERE IS no common thread or purpose for everything that I've written some
of it came from a desire to create my own original artistic vision in words and
music, some of it came out of a sense of fun. Some of it out of a need to make
money, some of it out of a desire to prove I could be better than some famous
author or musician. However, that's all too complex for an hour's discussion so
I thought it better to construct a myth, which like all good myths has a large
dose of truth, and that myth is that all that I've written has at its core the
red laminex kitchen table around which I sat when I was a boy and East Fremantle
was a football power. (Dave
sings a shortened version of SUBURBAN BOY) This
was the mantra that drove my most powerful and sustained attempt to create a unique
and original world voice. I wrote in my head it driving my Dad's olds station
wagon down Kwinana Freeway to Uni circa 1972. I went to London in 1975 seeking
fame and fortune, I found neither but what I did discover was the clarity that
comes from distance. I came to understand that my suburban heritage was not culture-less
but simply a different culture to the European angst that surrounded me. I read
an article by an expat Aussie journalist decrying the yobbishness back in Australia
and I got angry and answered with this. (Dave
performs CONVICT STREAK) Yes
Australia was redneck, but it was also vital and exciting. I came back and formed
a band determined to spread my message be proud to be suburban, or if nor
proud at least admit it. It struck a chord with others like me and for a time
playing in the pubs of Subiaco and Shenton Park we led the world. It took Kurt
Cobain and Seattle a decade to catch up. Ultimately though my message wasn't able
to sustain the overwhelming pressure of pop culture domination. (Dave
performs PARTY) Elvis
Presley. When I was about 9 I used to show off my Elvis Presley moves for my florist
aunty Noela's pals in her High Street Fremantle shop. Once I hit 10 and The Beatles
came along I'm afraid I couldn't really get into Elvis much but I did think he
was cool. The footage of his early shows was electrifying. So like all good trades
I got something from the USA's cultural domination: I stole Elvis' moves. I didn't
like Johnny O'Keefe much either, well maybe She Wears My Ring, but that doesn't
mean I didn't respect him. And I was excited by the bodgies and widgies whose
voices I could hear floating up from the Bicton Baths in the dead of night to
our house on the hill as they played delinquent to JOK tunes. Let me take you
back there to those fragrant summer nights by the bayou of the Swan River. (Dave
recites poem) J.OK Pink socked rippled-soled black DBs Form
furtive circles under fragrant trees And strip-jack-naked the night away
All hail all hail J.OK Scared
air hovers like a frightened waiter Handmaiden to iron-hard gladiators
And balances in its trembling fingers The lingering melody of the She Wears
My Ring singers The eunuch choirs from the Punic fray All hail all hail
J.OK Sung to the beat of boondies shied At the hearts of brown glass skittles
sucked dry In the darkest cages of the farthest zoo Where cool cats do
what cat men do While lynx-like widgies lay Petals at the feet of J.OK
Imperator, catalyst Martyred Prometheus Your blood infused our mosquitoed
beaches And imbued with life we poltergeists We almost creatures May
your memory not fade away All hail, all hail J.OK Elvis
died in 1977 just as I was gaining success with my band. Like JFK's death, most
of us who were older now can remember where we were when we heard the news. I
was driving along Canning Highway just past The Raffles Hotel. I'm older now than
he was when he died. It seems impossible. A few years ago I wrote a play, THE
KING AND ME, for a friend of mine, an actor. In the play a hack cabaret singer
finds a strange girl at his house who is determined to get him to enter and win
THE KING OF KINGS, a worldwide cabaret talent quest for the performer who best
embodies the spirit of Elvis Presley. It turns out the girl is Elvis. In order
to achieve greatness he had sold his soul to the devil but now he wants it back.
The only way he can get it back is he made a bet with the devil that he can get
this hack performer to win King of Kings. In one speech the girl - which is Elvis
in a dead girl's body if you follow talks of the true Elvis to the spellbound
Hack, trying to dissuade him from misplaced hero worship. (Dave
performs soliloquy) ELVIRA It had been hotter than Death Valley on
the studio lot, but now the air hung like a big poncho over the city. Elvis downed
a dog, jangled heavy keys, grabbed a fist of hard chick-a-dee arse, spun his shiny
pink convertible to one of the studio fuck-pads and spent the next eight hours
with one of the chorus girls -Deanne? Dolores? Started with a D. Long legs, high
hopes, her skin is puckering all over as Elvis unfastens his buttons. He's sozzled
on rye. A mess of stray chilli hangs on the bottom left corner of her lip, her
perfume skips off her skin like Cassius Clay over a rope. The air in the cabin
is thick and wet. Her heart beats like hooves down the Santa Ana straight. Tonight
is why she caught the Greyhound six years ago with her lifetime savings. Tonight
is why she left the white, A frame clapboard house in he Springfield, Indiana.
This is the one chance she has to wind up on Wiltshire with stone lions out the
front and a 50 yard pool in back. All the dance classes, all the petty gropes
in the back seat of studio flunkies' Oldsmobiles, just for this one mad roll of
the dice. She doesn't know she's the third chorus girl The King has sampled since
shooting began - 2 days ago. They make torrid love... Two, three sorties from
the King. Between bouts he clowns around, topples off her stilettos, makes like
he's injured his thigh...Bad acting, hammish, pork as the smoked ribs Vern would
bring back from Memphis and spread out in newspaper. While Elvis does his girlie
impersonation she lies back......naked, laughs hard at the low ceiling. Hours
crawl. Flesh to flesh. Dawn floods celluloid city......but they stay in the dark,
safe cave...the sweet, smell of their sweat, like some balm, keeping out the growling
steel on La Brea. Around 10 he calls her a cab. She leaves with the sour taste
of bourbon in her mouth and promises herself she'll never brush those teeth again.
That day on set, not once does he even glance her way. True story. And
in another genre the cultural exchange wasn't all one way. Crime fiction. At school
I read THE MALTESE FALCON I picked it out of the library thinking
it would be about Crusades and people boiled in oil laying siege under castle
ramparts but instead it was detective fiction. It got to me like rock music, fast
and deep, but for some reason I never followed it up. And I remember reading an
excerpt of Raymond Chandler too in one of those English Lit sample books and I
loved that as well but I never followed it up. Not until I finished with music
full time at least. Then I sought to incorporate detective fiction with my own
earlier vision of suburban Australia. The result was my first novel CITY OF
LIGHT. In this extract towards the end of the novel, the hero Snowy Lane,
is returning to Perth having got his life back on track. Finally he understands
the mystery, not just of the city of light, but of himself. CITY
OF LIGHT As we approached Perth, the captain doused the cabin lights and I
joined the first-timers in looking out of the little window at the sprawling,
glittering grid that was home. When John Glenn had orbited the earth in his spaceship,
the city had responded to the request to turn on all its lights. Glenn noticed
us, the pinpoint of civilisation in the cape of black. We had been mentioned in
despatches. We were famous. We were the City of Light. Thirty years on there was
still so much space here. Sweeping highways only rarely punctuated by cars' headlights
revealed a slower place, The buildings seemed stumpier, the suburbs drowsier,
the horizon more vast. And yet, in this remote hamlet, Judy Davis, Greta Scacchi
and Snowly Lane had grown up. The famous and the anonymous. We had swum in the
same Indian ocean been fanned by the same Fremantle Doctor on the same days of
atrocious heat, watched the same non-personalities on TV, made the same pacts
with God for Love and Ambition. We had cruised the same boring Sunday streets,
eaten hamburgers under the same red summer sky, pitched our spoons into plum pudding
on the same searing Christmas afternoons. We were all children of the City of
Light, and somehow I felt for once that Snowy Lane was no less a person than any
other. In Fact Snowy Lane was especially privileged. Patrick
Shearer the corrupt but courageous cop in my follow up novel BIG BAD BLOOD
was a JOK and Elvis fan. This novel is set in Kings Cross in 1965 and just like
CITY OF LIGHT it features men trying to come to terms with themselves,
uncovering the darkness in their own soul as they uncover the darkness of their
city. John Gordon is Shearer's sidekick, a young cop who thinks black is black
and white is white but is only now coming to understand that life is more complicated
than he imagined. In this passage I pick them up as they desperately search for
a serial killer ready to slaughter his captive. BIG
BAD BLOOD John running like he was making for the goal line, his mouth dry,
heart kicking. The old woman said she had seen the lady in the photo going into
the back of 15 Tydeman. One thought. Get there. Vaguely aware of Shearer following.
Rotting posts, 9.11,13…then a slumping cottage hiding behind mangy trees. John
ran down the path to the back, a lopsided verandah, made it in one leapkicked
in the back door. A mess: a sofa with its guts out, a sound to the right. John
presenting the shotgun, running into the near-empty room. Pockmarked plaster,
a single bulb dangling from the ceiling. Beneath ita human figure spreadeagled
face down on a bed, gagged, tied, naked, buttocks and back crisscrossed with cuts
new and old. Above it a young man in shirt and slacks holding a long knife two-handed,
ready to plunge it into the prone figure. John screamed "Don't" Amazement on the
face of the knife-man. Confusion. ID"Micahel Foley out of drag. For a fraction,
Foley frozen, then the muscles around his neck, thick cords. Foley shouting "Agnus
Dei" beginning to plunge the knife. A roar, the recoil jolting John's hands upwards
and to the right, Foley exploding, blood and matter splashing the walls, the ceiling.
A terrible ringing, a chill, John's bones refusing to warm, like he had been shot.
Then hands prying away the gun, an arm around his shoulder, Shearer. Like a TV
set with the sound down, saying something, gradually penetrating the shield "You're
okay son. You're okay"
You'll notice a very different narrative style with CITY OF LIGHT and BIG
BAD BLOOD. In BIG BAD BLOOD I emulated James Ellroy's power and pace
to match life in Kings Cross whereas CITY OF LIGHT needed a more restrained
feel, it's more Chandler, as I felt Perth in the 1980s must have been very much
how Los Angeles of the 30s was. In both novels the elements of Australian life
and real life iconic crimes are woven through. I do like to point out that CITY
OF LIGHT predated the much better known and some would say much better
SHARK NET by a good few years. And BIG BAD BLOOD was also
well ahead of the much better-known, and definitely inferior, DIRTY DEEDS.
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