Girls Wank, and so do the interviewers on GTK
They yank, they tug the best years of their lives away

They're in love with the sound of their own voice
Swamped by a wave of intrigue
But they won't admit,
When it comes to throwing shit
They're still in the little league
Still in the little league

Girls Wank, and so do the growers of organic food
Trade unions, bureaucrats and sunbathing nudes
Trendy Australian playwrights
Knock our young executives

But their hand's on their gland
Cause when you're a young man
There ain't much alternative
There ain't much alternative

Lyrics © Dave Warner